[ptico]

Example of "suicide instructions" (translated by @goruha):

1. Burn when entering the Earth's atmosphere Quaternary: probably open a few minutes. Availability: problematic - it is necessary to go into Earth orbit. Trustworthy: Trustworthy as much as you can do it. Notes: Exit into open space in low Earth orbit. Then turn down enough to get into the Atmosphere. You will witness of exiting view!

[ordinary]

This is the alt.suicide.holiday methods file, translated into Russian:

    37. BEING BURNED UP IN UNPROTECTED RE-ENTRY (silly)

        Time: 
                probably a few minutes

        Available: 
                if you happen to be able to get into orbit

        Certainty: 
                about as certain as you can get!

        Notes: 
                Just go for a spacewalk in a low earth orbit, and
                decelerate enough to enter the atmosphere. You'll get a
                great view...

[JonnieCache]

>alt.suicide.holiday

Now there's a blast from the past.

[vegancap]

An even better way, super glue your hands to your head, tie cheese wire around your neck, then jump off of a building so's it looks like you pulled your own head off. Might send them a pull request now actually.

[dsirijus]

You've got it in the wrong order.

[vegancap]

Haha very good point... I'll raise a hotfix.

[arpa]

Careful, you're treading on the verge of illegal now!

[Muromec]

Funny part about this law is that's not illegal to write such things. It only requires ISP's to block them on request.

[arpa]

Practical and well worthy of censorship.

[ivan_gammel]

Looks like I will use VPN for HN too...