[lutorm]

I'm somewhat disenchanted with the prospects of keeping a house safe with the use of a lock. Even if the lock itself is perfectly safe, any sliding doors or windows are easy points of entry. And even if those aren't an option, many doors and frames are flimsy enough that a prybar or a ram will split them.

Sure, there are ways around all of these, but you'd end up feeling like you live in a prison...

[caf]

There's also removing a couple of tiles from the roof.

[emhart]

The rififcoup!

So named for the fabulous film Rififi, in which burglars rented an apartment, then drilled through the ceiling to the floor below. This was a direct reference to the French criminal anarchist Alexandre Marius Jacob who famously carried out just such an attack in the early 20th century. At his trial (for murder, among other things) he uttered one of my favorite quotes. He was asked what had become of him, he had traveled the world as a sailor, he was educated, how had he become a murderous anarchist. To which he replied:

"I have seen the world. It is not beautiful."