[jnaglick]

I would guess that there has never been a case of a criminal investing their ill-gotten gains into "a truckload of perishable vegetables."

[GabrielF00]

While not really an analogue, there is the delightfully-named United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Approximately...

[rsynnott]

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/garlic-man-begle...

Massive tax fraud case involving Secret Garlic; it happens :)