[here_you_go]

Suppose someone who knows your friend's dog asks if it's a very stupid idea to get LSD from one of the "darknet" markets. What would the owner of the dog's dog friend reply? Would his sister-in-law who may or may not exist know about any pointers on how to find a trustworthy source (to actually get the correct quality) on such a platform?

[tesq]

You are fooling nobody and your use of code words to organize a crime would be held against you in a court of law if anyone gave a damn about your post here on HN.

[wutbrodo]

I would imagine that the use of a "dog" in the chain of acquaintance is a dead giveaway that he's being facetious about the attempt to "hide" his request (regardless of whether the request itself is part of the joke).

[eru]

How can you be sure here_you_go is organizing a crime? You don't even know what jurisdiction they are in.

[here_you_go]

Am I being detained?