[maratd]

> oh my god, not the TV!

Dude. I stare at my TV. If it stares back, that's scary! And if it's listening to me!?!? All the time?

The messed up part is that ALL of our devices will soon be watching and listening to us. Our thermostats, our smoke detectors, our TVs, our phones ... I just installed a fancy internet connected lock on my door. In fact, I installed a fancy electronic toilet seat too... oh well.

[hackinthebochs]

DEA: this household hasn't had a decent bowel-movement in a week and they have no active prescription for narcotics, deploy SWAT.