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by Eiriksmal 4258 days ago
My favorite part about your algorithm is that it even detects SELF-HATRED! That puts an interesting, and depressing!, spin on the project. My pseudo-unconscious self-loathing was uncovered through my meager number of HN posts. Eerie.

The worst comment detected by your project is an expression of relief in learning that onions will not, in fact, brown in fewer than 30 minutes.

"All your life you're just thinking, "I'M AN IDIOT, WHY WON'T THESE BROWN!?" and then, one September's day, you find out it was all lies... the entire time. Lies all the way down."