[resdirector]

Did anyone else get a brief surge of adrenaline thinking your username was for some reason on the front page of HN?

[prawn]

I expected to receive an algorithmic psych profile of myself based on my HN comments.

Instead, I needed to work out if it was an IP address, or a count of how many hours I've spent on here...

[jader201]

Wow, how old are you? Like 8 million years?

[S4M]

I expected it to be some random user here who was revealing to be actually pg/Zuck or someone famous.

[alexvr]

Exactly what happened to me