[Thirdegree]

My personal favorite is "United states v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins". [1]

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Approximately_...

[lifeformed]

United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Article_Consis...