[legomylibrum]

Oh, it gets better.

"The notion that someone would market a closet that could never be opened – even if it involves a case involving a child kidnapper and a court order – to me does not make any sense."

[pdabbadabba]

Seriously. Perhaps one would call this sort of exotic and nefarious contraption a "safe"?

[earless1]

Well we all know that law enforcement gets a copy of every safe key made. you know just in case