[CountSessine]

"I sat on my phone! Can I have a new one?"

"I fed my phone to my dog! Can I have a new one?"

"I dropped my phone out of my car! Can I have a new one?"

"My phone fell into a commercial smoothie blender! Can I have a new one?"

[umsm]

Can you see how one of these things is not like the others?

[CountSessine]

Yes. All four of them are evasions of personal responsibility, but only one of them seems to empower people to seek relief at the genius bar.