[UrMomReadsHN]

A while (ok - many many years) ago I was getting ads that had pictures of rotting teeth on them. Sometimes I just want to go through my day without pictures of gross rotting teeth. What was it selling me? I don't even know.

[ANTSANTS]

I'm reminded of those horrible toe fungus medicine advertisements with the little toe gremlins prying up people's toenails and crawling under. I guess it worked, since I still remember the ad 10~ years later.