[tcfunk]

I must be on the wrong browser...all I see is "C o o"

[sleepysort]

Are you using a modern browser with JS enabled?

EDIT: I'm a derp; your JavaScript must have been enabled since it (partially) rendered the menu screen. Check your plugins, see if there's anything that might conflict with the Construct 2 engine.

[tcfunk]

I'm running Firefox (32 I think?). I do have Ghostery running, but I tried disabling that thinking it was perhaps blocking something.

Could be the age of my laptop, though, I suppose.