[Crito]

> "On the other hand, you are shooting weird milky looking things out of a phallic object, then thrusting your player into a rather vaginal opening."

If bullets are "phallic" (despite rarely even having in-game models) then portals are "vaginal" and the primary game mechanic is to have your player "penetrate" them.

In reality, all of this is just pseudo-intellectual Freudian bullshit.