[xtc]

I think Clippys is now a more suitable name.

[whoopdedo]

"I see that you're trying to post up. Would you like me to set a screen?"

[lotharbot]

I love how that matches Clippy's standard incompetence, since generally speaking screens are for creating openings to drive or take jumpers. Sometimes you see a screen designed to get a guy into good post position, but usually not.

[danieltillett]

This is the funniest post I have read on HN in months - pure genius.