[rrrx3]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOUNG MAN? WHY WERE YOU IGNORING MY CALLS?

checks GPS log, sees school

does child's homework for him

applies to college for him

goes on job interviews for him

[pavel_lishin]

> goes on job interviews for him

One of my previous employers regaled me with a tale of a parent coming in for an interview with their child. Needless to say, neither got the job.

[waterfowl]

god mom at this rate you're not going to close my Series A for me by 14

[untothebreach]

you forgot, wipes butt for him

[rrrx3]

I thought that was implied :)