[plinkplonk]

"The copywriting is a little over the top,"

a little?

"Become the next Guido Van Rossum, Matz, Larry Wall or Rasmus Lerdorf by creating your own revolutionary programming language in a few days"

Heh heh!

[netghost]

Lose 120 pounds in six minutes!

[geeko]

...even if you only weight 80 pounds.

[dkersten]

I've always wanted to weight -40 pounds; where do I sign up?