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Not parent, but if you make those (completely reasonable) points when you criticize PHP he's not talking about you when he says "HN Hipsters." He's talking about the "What kind of idiot uses php?" crowd, which unfortunately hangs out here too much, and frankly doesn't understand which parts of php actually are good or bad because their entire opinion is based off blog posts not experience.

I don't think you're one of those.