[teekert]

"So stupid. Roko's Basilisk and Roko's Infinite Blowjob Machine are equally probable."

I think the latter is a lot more likely and I predict we'll see it before the singularity.

[probably_wrong]

Does this machine count? http://betabeat.com/2014/06/crowdfunded-electronic-blowjob-m...

(warning: language mildly NSFW, plus of course a video of a blowjob machine. No naked ladies, though)