[indigoshift]

>"You know all those stupid quiz apps on Facebook/fart apps on iPhone? Well, I don't make those, but I try to make more useful stuff on Facebook/iPhone, like X, Y and Z".

Hey...I like that! Let's see if it works for me...

Me: "You know all those bickering nerds who draw the same webcomic about two roommates obsessed with video games, a talking appliance and/or robot, a pet who wants to take over the world, and slacker/stoner Jesus? Yeah. I don't make those comics."

Whoa. It works! Thanks. :)