[Jemaclus]

I once went to church with a friend of mine for six weeks, because he was shy and didn't want to go to church by himself. We get there, and this woman walks up to me.

Her: "What's your name?

Me: "Brian"

Her: "Brett! Nice to meet you, Brett. What's your last name, Brett?"

Me: "(my last name)"

Her: "Well, it is SO nice to meet you, Brett Psycho."

I was too flabbergasted to respond properly. Even worse, we had the exact same conversation each week for the next six weeks. She couldn't even be bothered to remember my discombobulated name.