[krapp]

closures to the rescue...

    var dict = {
            'disrupt': 'bullshit',
            'growth hacking': 'marketing',
            'rockstar': 'arrogant jerk',
            'ninja': '2cool4u',
            'guru': 'knowitall',
            'lean': 'cheap',
            'startup': 'small business',
            'social media': 'facebook clone',
            'FREE': 'free',
            'cloud': (function () {
                var a = [
                    'rental servers',
                    'butt'
                ];
                return a[Math.floor(Math.random() * a.length)];
            }) ()
        };