[PeterGriffin]

Or you can adopt a short nickname everyone can say right, and put the entire problem behind you.

There are more important things in this short life. A name is just a bunch of random sounds so when someone talks, you know they mean you.

[mariusz79]

Great idea "Paul" but the problem is not with the length of the name or difficulty, but with the fact that people I just met are trying to assign me a name I may not like.

[oblio]

His name is probably "Marius". That's about as short as it gets as a name...

[PeterGriffin]

It's a great name, but it has three syllables and is uncommon enough for people to wonder if they should pronounce the "s" as he himself demonstrated.

There's a reason you know William Gates and William Clinton as Bill Gates and Bill Clinton. Richard Cheney knows short name is so important, he'd rather be called "Dick" rather than his full name, "Richard".

Short always wins. Mark isn't bad, by the way.

Marius "Mark" Capone.

Yup. Great.

[CocaKoala]

It's pretty easy to imagine that somebody might get attached to their given name; maybe they were named for their grandparent, of whom they have a lot of fond memories. Maybe it's a connection to their family that they really cherish. Maybe they just really like the way their full name flows together. Suggesting that somebody "just change" their name to something that's only vaguely related because "it's just a collection of random syllables" seems to kind of miss the point of a name.

[PeterGriffin]

You suggest the point of a name is false associations and nostalgia. I think you're missing the point of a name.

The point of a name is so people don't refer to you as "hey you, the tall guy with the blue shirt". That's really it.

By the way, I have shortened my name. Saves a lot of trouble.

[CocaKoala]

The point of a name is so that people have an easy way to refer to you; so what? The point of anything is purely utilitarian, and people still get attached to them. I got a cat so that I wouldn't feel as lonely when my housemates went on long trips; that doesn't mean that after taking care of her for four years I'd be happy swapping my cat for a different one, even though they might be functionally identical as far as cats go.

People get attached to cars, books, CDs, photos, musical instruments, and all manner of things. A name is honestly one of the least-weird things to form an attachment to. The point is, that's not the only point to a name.

[PeterGriffin]

Please don't compare one's attachment to another living being (like a cat) to attachment to objects, or even worse, intangible symbols (like a name).

A tendency to apply high value to symbols, instead of substance is a property I've noticed in less sophisticated people. They can't tell (or weren't taught to tell) apart symbol and substance, but symbols are way simpler, so they focus on the symbols.

Works for them to a degree. But it's stupid. Symbols exist only point to something else. Maybe being named after your grandfather means a lot to you as a symbol, but no one else feels that way. To them it's just your name.

And one is not honoring their grandfather by being particularly stubborn about their weird name, they're just being silly, and harming themselves.

You honor those you respect through your actions, not by wearing hollow badges (like using a specific name). By the way, I was named after my grandfather.

[mariusz79]

well, first of all I already have someone named Mark in my family. What's worse he works in the same industry. Second, someone who changes my name to something totally different just to make it easier for them, screams "I don't give a flying f* who you are, and I can't be bothered to learn your name". I use to allow people calling me many names - Mario, Mark, Marcus,Martin etc. That stopped when I realized that I'm not helping anyone by doing this, but it actually is weird when you're in a meeting and everyone calls you a different name.

[beachstartup]

this is such an incredibly disrespectful thing to do, i'm having trouble determining if you are a deliberate troll or not.

if you do this in real life unsolicited, you're going to have real problems.

[shabadoop]

I knew a university athlete from the Congo with a tough to pronounce name. He started introducing himself as "Bob" during his flight to Canada.