[PeterGriffin]

You've just discovered building a bridge is unlike writing software.

Maybe someone will expend the effort to reverse that, making fun of bridge engineers trying to build a smartphone app with a failure tolerant, scalable backend, or something, but I'm not a comedian. I just write software.

[hyperliner]

Actually, the first joke could be from the user perspective: ---> "so, what do i do with this bridge? Should I, like, step on it or hang from it?"