[JMiao]

I'm not sure if I'm missing something or if this is just a really bad (sorry!) April Fool's joke.

[dpapathanasiou]

It's a joke, and I'll bet some older people (e.g. who have their secretaries print off their emails for them -- no kidding, I know people like that) will think it's real, at least until the part about the "96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum".