[coffeecodecouch]

A simple solution is to not leave this book out for your 9-year-old (or realize your 9-year-old really isn't interested). You can't seriously expect them to release a PG alternative.

[alttab]

Or expect to be able to shelter your children forever.

Source: Not a dad.

[sp332]

Yeah but that's no excuse for giving up without a fight.

[blisterpeanuts]

I don't want it in my kindle library where she might see it.

The simplest solution is to not acquire the book.