[bane]

Wait until you hear about "fractal storage" where every value in a table is a blob that contains a SQLite database, which in turn has blobs which contain SQLite databases, until it's turtles all the way down.

[angersock]

My God, it's full of stars. This is a joke, right?

Please?

[bane]

Almost, I've seen these 2 levels deep before. I'm waiting to hear about the real thing.