| >>A tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping. Why is that? +Possibly you are right. You aren't the first one who tell me that. Oh, what a fruitful conversation;-) >>Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about: your mother. +My mother works on the Odessa TV and runs a popular program for teenagers "Speak Russian right!" Every Odessian teenager heard her famous "For those putzs who schmooze Russian in a goddam lame way: drop by and listen to mine!" >>It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. +Did I forget it or you really haven't told me about the place you are from? >>You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. +Stop talking about death! I fell like in a funeral agency! Wonna ask me something more? >>You're watching television. Suddenly you realise there's a wasp crawling on your arm. +In our country TV is pretty boring. Mostly news and old Soviet movies... >>You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. +I think, as soon as the God invented girls, he shouldn't have given a license to produce them to every freak. Lots of girls I've seen were quite scary and this spoils all the impression. >>Just answer the questions, please. You show it to your husband. He likes it so much he hangs it on your bedroom wall. +Just wanted to complain: one guy called me a funeral agency - he says I'm not funny at all! I think he is a funeral agency himself. >>One more question. You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog. +boiled? Yes, I can eat it. Why? I think it's time to call the Bladerunner... |