[pyre]

> Wait, it's called the Arctic Sea, penguins it's definitely penguins, emperor penguins!

You forgot the 'intellectual' part. Penguins are in the Southern Hemisphere, unless you count zoos.

[electromagnetic]

You caught me, I have plans to release Emperor Penguins onto the Arctic glaciers, now you might want to forget this whole conversation . . . unless you want to fight a Mexican Snorkelling Kangaroo!

Dammit I haven't made those yet either. Supervillanry is hard :(

P.S. You pointed out the most logical flaw in an illogical conspiracy theorist dig, I feel quite honoured.