So have hubot second guess any changes to production unless you specifically told it you were messing with prod beforehand. Have it wait a few seconds before doing something important and listen for sounds of regret.
>hubot restart all on prod
hubot: > say "Hubot isn't responsible for hosing production because I actually meant staging"
>Hubot isn't responsible for hosing production because I actually meant staging
hubot: okay, don't say I didn't warn you.
>oh shit i meant stag fuckfuckfuckfuck
hubot: I hadn't started yet, but I'm doing it anyway just to teach you a lesson.
>hubot restart all on prod
hubot: > say "Hubot isn't responsible for hosing production because I actually meant staging"
>Hubot isn't responsible for hosing production because I actually meant staging
hubot: okay, don't say I didn't warn you.
>oh shit i meant stag fuckfuckfuckfuck
hubot: I hadn't started yet, but I'm doing it anyway just to teach you a lesson.