Well really I was just making a little punchline here for HN.
But since you asked, after hearing hundreds of people's ideas, each wanting to know what I think of them, I feel like something short-circuited in my head, where the answer to all is just "I don't know, anymore."
It made me realize that it's not that I'm a fan of startups. I just like making things. I'm always way more interested in my own things than other people's things.