[apw]

I'm surprised someone hasn't written a Markov Chain-based Yik Yak post generator.

It would learn all the worst insults at a particular school, then apply them to the entire student body at random intervals. After a while, nobody could tell the actual malicious posts from the random posts, so all would be ignored.

Or so I would hope.

[danieltillett]

This is a great idea. Feed enough misdirection into the system and the whole thing collapses.