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Here is DigitalOcean's $5/month plan:

  CPU model:  QEMU Virtual CPU version 1.0
  Number of cores: 1
  CPU frequency:  2299.998 MHz
  Total amount of RAM: 491 MB
  Total amount of swap: 0 MB
  System uptime:   276 days, 5:04,       
  I/O speed:  253 MB/s
  Bzip 25MB: 7.83s
  Download 100MB file: 56.0MB/s

Here is Vultr's $5/month plan:

  CPU model:  Vultr Virtual CPU 2
  Number of cores: 1
  CPU frequency:  3399.994 MHz
  Total amount of RAM: 490 MB
  Total amount of swap: 509 MB
  System uptime:   28 days, 3:15,       
  I/O speed:  485 MB/s
  Bzip 25MB: 3.17s
  Download 100MB file: 58.2MB/s