[the_cat_kittles]

It's a PCA boosted hidden markov model using sparse regression trees to map into infinite gradient boosted dimensional kernel space, pruned with C5 LOESS zero one loss function and L2 regularization parameter implemented in SVM.

...someone should make a bullshit generator for ML models

[theandrewbailey]

That's a good suggestion. I got about 15 words into that before my buzzword alarm activated, and thought I was being taken on another ride.