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by anton_gogolev 4453 days ago
Yeah, this is the reason I asked in the first place. I could not, for the life of me, decipher this 100% buzzword-compliant description.
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an integrated applications suite = bunch of software interfaces for...

of comprehensive enterprise resource planning software = your business purchasing and maintenance problems

that combines business value = giving you the most bang for your buck,

standards-based technology = not sure about this one... can be tweaked by your IT department OR helps you select products/services that meet regulatory standards so that you won't get sued for cutting corners

deep industry experience = nobody got fired for picking something everyone uses

into a business solution = we will unpack and assemble it for you, but you should really buy the Gold Support Package or budget a lot more for your IT department, because it isn't compatible with anything else

with a low total cost of ownership = we make most of our money on the Gold Support Package, but will let you fool yourself into thinking that you won't need it.