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"Our program will preallocate 1000 bytes on stack for variables, since all of our variables are static."

Oof, talk about cutting corners. Works well enough until you need function calls, I guess.

Anybody who finds this intriguing might look at http://esumii.github.io/min-caml/index-e.html, which is also written in OCaml and goes into a bit more depth.