[theorique]

How is this even legal, if it contains actual trontium?

Who wants to walk around with a radioactive material in your pocket, irradiating your genitals?

Scary idea.

[xentronium]

trontium is not a name of a chemical.

If you look at the spec page it says "lithium-ion battery pack".

[simonh]

Er, what's trontium again? Must have missed that in Chemistry 101.

[theorique]

I think it's an extra heavy isotope of turbinium that is made in neutron stars.

"get your ass to Mars"

[sp332]

Wow, you have big pockets!