[Crito]

My girlfriend works at a bakery. She swears that one day an elderly Elvis and Tupac came in together, bought some pastries with bitcoin, then told her they invented the entire thing.

[VMG]

Al Gore has never denied being Satoshi:

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxnXo1o_XnQ

[345723]

I believe it.

[AJ007]

Score:5 Funny