[newerguy]

The real Satoshi would have thought of linguistic analysis and taken appropriate action during his writing.

[fragsworth]

And then use his real name in the paper? That doesn't make much sense.

[r00fus]

But is the "real Satoshi" a true Scotsman?

[saraid216]

The real Satoshi is obviously Japanese and thus would have a katana available at all times.

http://www.xkcd.com/225/

[baq]

the real satoshi wouldn't go out of cover.