[hydralist]

"Since last summer, we’ve been engaged in a conversation with some of the incredible folks at Yahoo about the ways this more visual approach to data can inspire and entertain. As our conversations progressed, we realized we’d found a partner who shared our passion for user experience, design, and visualizing information."

This shit makes me cringe, such bullshit. They offered the right price, we wanted money. That is all

[snorkel]

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[hydralist]

hahah, well done sir