| You're presenting the MySQL argument. "Why should we switch since we know it fails in exactly these 1,000 different ways and we can fix these problems? Using something better has unknown failure scenarios!" Have you ever been woken up by a nagios page that automatically cleared after five minutes because the incoming queue was delayed past the alert interval? Have you ever had your browser crash because you click on the wrong thing in the designed-in-1996-and-never-updated nagios interface and had your browser crash because it dumps 500MB of logs to your screen? Have you ever had services wake you up with alert then clear then alert then clear again because some new intern configured a new monitor but didn't set up alerting correctly (because lol, they don't get paged, so who gives a flip if they copied and pasted the wrong template config, as is standard practice)? Have you had to hire "nagios consultants" to figure out how to scale out your busted monitoring infrastructure because nagios was designed to run on a single core Pentium 90? Being pro-nagios is like being pro-Russia, pro-North Korea, and pro-Rap Genius while arguing "but at least we know how bad they are and can keep them in line." |
Everyone knows that Rap Genius is an oppressive regime in which you're executed for dissent, North Korea are SEO spammers, and in Russia... there is no need for monitoring software because Russian computer does not fail!