[gahahaha]

It almost makes sense if he meant "wallah"

"""Just sends a simple SMS/text and I promise by God, you are in."""

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallah_(Arabic)

He didn't mean that of course...

[dorian-graph]

Another possible misunderstanding is that "wala" in Filipino means to be missing/absent.

I was confused for a moment before I thought of "voila".

[kumarski]

hahahahahaha. I love this thread.