[hawkharris]

I know that you're just kidding, but in all seriousness, a "Scary Stories" book would be useful as a training doc.

Most startups have a coding conventions guide for new hires -- and in my experience, it's a dry and tedious thing to study.

It would be funny and interesting to engage new programmers with animated horror stories instead of just: "Braces go on the next line...and please sanitize your data."