[mcormier]

Who cares. This line was brilliant:

"I plan on purchasing an adequate amount of, "KIT KAT," product while I am here in Japan to run double-blind taste trials when I return to US, as I have done with some European and Canadian product in the past. I will inform you of the results of these trials."

[reality_czech]

That only makes sense if you imagine it being spoken in the voice of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

[quarterto]

Worst. Kit Kat. Ever.

[joelthelion]

He should inform the press and TV networks, that would make for a good story.