[jeremyjarvis]

"The founders conferred. They were prepared to settle for Ryza.com, but suddenly Experiment.com was available. That’s like being engaged to a high school boyfriend only to learn that Brad Pitt is interested in dating you. Never in their wildest dreams did they consider that they could get a domain like that. What to do?"

Stick with the person you love, right. Yeah, tell Brad Pitt to take a hike. Yep, that's definitely the right thing to do. Aww, high school sweethearts. That's lovely. What a nice story.

Oh. Wait. Huh? you dumped high school sweetheart for that wally off of the Chanel ads?

Sigh, I suppose it was... "inevitable" (http://youtu.be/mGs4CjeJiJQ)