[lcasela]

We need more mirconations.

[Natsu]

Given that apparently all it takes is for someone to "declare" an unrecognized micronation, I hereby declare one particular square micron in international waters, known only to me, as the world's new smallest unrecognized micronation: Nanotopia. Our motto will be "never found, never conquered." We allow dual-citizenship so long as you don't tell anybody.

[bpicolo]

Picostan would like to formally declare war against Nanotopia.

[mml]

Attodonica: "Splitters!"

[sitkack]

Femtopia has always been at war with the larger, overbearing neighbors of Picostan. The largess and crudness drowns out our finer points.

[Natsu]

Good luck finding us! :) Even if you comb through the entire great Pacific garbage patch, we'll still elude you!

[bpicolo]

If you can't be found we might as well have already won the war, no?

[Natsu]

We secretly annexed Picostan before the war. Unless you destroyed yourself as well, we're still here! Or maybe there... I can't remember :)

[theklub]

Get a giant boat and park it out in international waters.