[tim333]

When I was about 15 our teacher was supposed to give a 30 min class on programming but knew nothing about it so I stood up and taught a bit along the lines of

  10 INPUT "Name",N$
  20 FOR X=1 to 10
  30 PRINT N$;" is an idiot"
  40 NEXT

which was quite a hit with my fellow teens. Sophisticated stuff eh?

[pessimizer]

Sounds like the beginning of a wonderful career as a web UX designer:)

Or v0.0.0.1 of http://foaas.com/ ...