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Repost, don't know the original author: I agree, I can't keep up, I just finished learning backbone.js and now I've
found out on HN that it's old news, and I should use ember.js, cross that, it
has opinions, I should use Meteor, no, AngularJS, no, Tower.js (on node.js),
and for html templates I need handlebars, no mustache, wait, DoT.js is better,
hang on, why do I need an HTML parser inside the browser? isn't that what the
browser for? so no HTML templates? ok, DOM snippets, fine, Web Components you
say? W3C are in the game too? you mean write REGULAR JavaScript like the Google
guys? yuck, oh, I just should write it with CofeeScript and it will look ok,
not Coffee? Coco? LiveScript? DART? GWT? ok, let me just go back to Ruby on
Rails, oh it doesn't scale? Grails? Groovy? Roo? too "Springy?" ok, what about
node.js? doesn't scale either?? but I can write client side, server side and
mongodb side code in the same language? (but does it have to be JavaScript?)
ok, what about PHP, you say it's not really thread safe? they lie?? ok, let me
go back to server coding, it's still Java right? no? Lisp? oh it's called
Clojure? well, it has a Bridge / protocol buffers / thrift implementation so we
can be language agnostic, so we can support our Haskell developers. Or just go
with Scala/Lift/Play it's the BEST framework (Foresquare use it, so it has to
be good). of course we won't do SOAP and will use only JSON RESTful services
cause it's only for banks and Walmart, and god forbid to use a SQL database it
will never scale I've had it, I'm going to outsource this project... they will probably use a
wordpress template and copy paste jQuery to get me the same exact result
without the headache and in <del>half</del>quarter the price |