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Shoes don't belong on heads; don't you walk on the streets with those things?

But yeah, how about "write blahblah on a piece of paper, hold it up and take a pic, now" (no time for photoshopping...).

BillG did it for Reddit; surely an online romantic interest won't object if it'll settle your mind.

Or... they will mind, and that's not a good sign at all.