That would have made it seam a bit more personalized.
$ say -v "Bad News" "Unfortunately your role has been eliminated and you will no longer have a role at patch. Today will be your last day of employment with the company"
Even better would be if they hired Ellen McLain to GladOS it because at least that would have been funny.
$ say -v "Bad News" "Unfortunately your role has been eliminated and you will no longer have a role at patch. Today will be your last day of employment with the company"