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Sorry, I think I'm dumb today.

They offer nil in the way of progress, yet act like they are all about progress.

What does this mean?

and will sell your info later through meta tags

What does through meta tags mean?

They should shut down their service, take the money they have, and make something that improves the world.

Communication doesn't improve the world? Why not?

We don't really need another leech, or a shell vehicle for the rich to hedge in.

What's the hedge here?

This post sort of nearly makes sense, but doesn't quite. Is it generated by a Markov chain?